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Machine, The (R)

Bert Kreischer rose to fame as a stand-up comedian known as The Machine, and in his signature set he recounts his true experience with Russian mobsters while on a booze-soaked college trip. Now, 23 years later, that trip has come back to haunt him as he and his estranged father (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped back to Russia by the mob to atone for something they say he did. Together, Bert and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war within a sociopathic crime family,
all while attempting to find common ground in their often fraught relationship.


Action/Adventure , Comedy
1 hr. 52 min.
Opened May 26th, 2023


Peter Atencio


Kevin Biegel
Scotty Landes


Bert Kreischer
Mark Hamill
Jimmy Tatro
Iva Babic
Robert Maaser
Stephanie Kurtzuba
Jessica Gabor
Rita Bernard Shaw
Nikola Ðuricko
Oleg Taktarov